Where are the other 69 Volts?

Look, this is ridiculous. Trey's band on his most recent tour rendered one of the planet's most amazing guitarists utterly useless. Those dudes were just a bunch of studio musicians, none of whom could carry Russ Lawton's jock. So, please, Trey, in the name of all that's good and "The Truth," dump the Parade. I have a better band for you to team up with: These three jazz cats named Billy, John, and Chris. Oh, in fact, I believe you have played with them before. Hmmmmm....time to start a petition?

MMW - Albany, NY 12/1/00